Guard: Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.

Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong man.
Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong man. I got the *right* man. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right man, I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?
~Brazil

FDR: A little orphan girl once told me that the sun would come out tomorrow. Her adopted father was a powerful billionaire so I suppressed the urge to laugh in her face, but now, by gum, I think she may have been on to something!
~Reefer Madness: the Movie Musical

V: ... the only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous..
~V for Vendetta

Dil: I'm loud, darling, but never cheap.
~The Crying Game

Mr. Lies: Respect the delicate ecology of your delusions

The Angel: American prophet tonight you become American eye that pierceth dark, American heart hot full for truth.
~Angels in America

Marc Blitzstein: I am faithful to the ideals of the party.
Orson Welles: I am faithful to the party of ideas.
John Houseman: You are faithful to the idea of a party.
~Cradle Will Rock

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
~The Princess Bride

Sam Diamond: The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940. She said she was going out to get a bottle of wine. Two hours later, the Germans marched into France.

~Murder by Death

[Searching for the sure-fire flop]
Max Bialystock: "Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach." Nah, it's too good.

Max Bialystock: You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
~The Producers

A Jewish Barber: I'm sorry, but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another...
~The Great Dictator

Skip Collins: Dearest Judge...
Judge: Excuse me?
Skip Collins: My client...
[whispering]
Skip Collins: name?
Lace: Oh, um, Lace.
Skip Collins: Miss Lace, was engaged in a consensual servicing of an entrapable member...
Judge: Are you an attorney?
Skip Collins: [smiles] Touche, your highness.

Alice Collins: [referring to Judy, Lucy's girlfriend] I really can't believe you brought her.
Lucy Collins: Hello, Alice.
Alice Collins: No, it's just, I thought you'd come alone. It's family.
Lucy Collins: Are you starting already?
Alice Collins: Oh, no, no, no. Its just it didn't occur to me to bring my sex toy. Did you bring any sex toys?
Lucy Collins: You wouldn't know a sex toy if it left a battery in your vagina.
~Eulogy